[G             D                C] nI have to laugh when I spill my milk at dinner n            [G                  D           C] nOr when the car starts leaking oil and antifreeze n             [G                  D          C] nWhen someone eats the cookie I had set my eyes on n             [G               D              C] nOr when I'm late and I just cannot find my keys n[D]                          [C] nMy life is full of these annoying things n     [D]                                 [C] nBut what's the use of getting all stressed out n              [G D C     G D C] nSo I learn to laugh n n            [G                D             C] nI have to laugh when someone interrupts my sentence n            [G                  D             C]  nOr when my pet has left some artwork on the floor n          [G                 D                   C] nWhen the guy that's in the fast lane is moving slowly n             [G              D                 C] nOr when you call alert puts me on hold once more n[D]                          [C] nMy life is full of these annoying things n     [D]                             [C] nBut what's the use of getting all flustered n              [G D C     G D C] nSo I learn to laugh n n n           [G            D                C] nI have to laugh when I rip my shorts in public n             [G           D             C] nOr when you accidentally sneeze all over me n       [G                  D         C] nWhen I set the alarm for six a.m. on Saturday n          [G           D                  C] nOr when anything so stupid is because of me n[D]                        [C]  nLife isn't over and the world won't end n[D]                                 [C] nSo I try to smile, I try to laugh today n                    [G D C     G D C]  nI've gotta learn to laugh n n n[C]                                              [G         D                 C] nThe policeman who catches me speeding          He really needs to learn to laugh n[C]                                              [G         D                 C] nMr. Wilson from "Dennis the Menace"            He really needs to learn to laugh n[C]                                              [G         D                 C] nAnd Rich Mullins                               He really needs to learn to laugh n[C]                                              [G               D                 C] nOr Guns 'n Roses                               Knock, knock, knockin on heaven's door n[C]                                              [G            D                 C] nSinead O'Connor                                She really needs to grow some hair n[C]                                              [G          D                 C] nBob Dylan                                      He really needs to learn to sing n[C]                                              [G           D                 C] nIf you didn't think that was funny             You really need to learn to laugh n[C]                                              [G           D                    C] nMichael W. Smith                               He doesn't need anything - He's perfect n n n n n n