INtro - [E] - [A] - [E] - [A] - [B] - [E] - [A] - [E] n n n n(verse 1) n[A]                            [E] - [A] nThere ain't a woman in the world, n[A]                            [E] - [A] nThat wants to hear the word yes, n[A]                        [C#m        B           A] nWhen she asks you if you think that she looks chubby, n    [B      E] - [A] nIn that dress, n n n(verse 2) n[A]                     [E] - [A] nAnd if she cooks all day, n                          [E] - [A] nYou better eat it with a smile, n                        [C#m          B         A] nIt doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy, n          [B    E] nOn a Goodyear tire, n n n(bridge) n [A    E    B] nYea, yea, yea, Alright so you bend the truth, n [A    E    B] nYea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you'll have to get used to, n n n(chorus) n[E              B    A      B] nCause that's love, you'll see, n[E                 B     A      B] nWe all commit a little bit a, perjury, n       [C#m        B        A      B] nAh but that's no crime if you ask me, n        [E] - [A] - [B] nThat's love, n[E             B      A     B] nYou're starin at, a burnt steak, n[E             B               A          B]               nYou bite the bullet and you, clean your plate, n           [C#m     B         A           B] nThen you go on and on about how great it was, n[C#m     B     A   B          E] - [A] - E -B nThat's not a lie,   That's love, n n n n(verse 3) nWell it's the very same thing, nA she does for you, nWhen she doesn't bring up the fifteen pounds, nThat you need to lose, n n(verse 4) nAnd every time she runs, nHer fingers through your hair, nAnd she says she kinda likes the way there's not as much, nOf it there, n n n(bridge) n [A    E    B] nYea, yea, yea, Alright so she bends the truth, n [A    E    B] nYea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you'll have to get used to, n n n(chorus) n[E              B    A      B] nCause that's love, you'll see, n[E                 B     A      B] nWe all commit a little bit a, perjury, n       [C#m        B        A      B] nAh but that's no crime if you ask me, n        [E] - [A] - [B] nThat's love, n[E              B       A   B] nYou're bummin out, so she says n[E]                       [B            A     B]               nThere's somethin kinda sexy bout a, bald head, n    [C#m         B             A        B] nOh honey it'll make ya look twice as tough, n[C#m     B     A   B          E] - [A] - [E] - A (break) nThat's not a lie,   That's love, n n n(lead chords - [E] - A = 4x's) n n n n(bridge) n [A    E    B] nYea, yea, yea, Alright so you bend the truth, n [A    E    B] nYea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you're both gonna do, n n n n n(chorus) n[E]  ( no chord  ) [E  A]  nCause that's love, you'll see, n[E                 B     A      B] nWe all commit a little bit a, perjury, n           [C#m          B                   A     B] nYou say I like it when your momma comes to, visit us, n[C#m     B     A      C#m     B     A   B]        nThat's not a lie,    that's not a lie, n         [E] - [A] - [E] - [A] - [B] nThat's love, n n nOutro - [E] - [A]  n n