[G      F           C] nI work down at the pizza pit n    [G          F       C] nAnd I drive an old Hyundai n[G       D            Em      C] nI still live with my mom and dad n                             [D]                      nI'm five foot three and over weight n      [G      F         C] nI'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic n[G             F]          c nNever been to second base n             [G            D  Em          C] nBut theres a whole nother me you need to see n         [D      G] ngo check out myspace nn      [C  G D              G] nCause On - Line Im out in hollywood n   [C G    D            G] nIm 6 foot 5 and i look damn good n  [C            G         D             Em] nI drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate n      [C                    D] nand I love a good glass of wine n   [C    G      D             G] nIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious n  [C       G      D                 G] nI tell em that I dont want nothing serious n      [C         G        D            Em] nCause even on a slow day I can have a three way n[C                   D] nChat with two women at one time n    [G       F         C] nI'm so much cooler on-line.  n[G       F      C] nSo much cooler online n[G     F      C] nI get home I kiss my mom n        [G     F    C] nAnd she fixes me a snack n    [G      D          Em       C] nAnd I head down to my basement bedroom n         [D     G] nAnd fire up my Mac n[G       F        C] nIn real life the only time I've n[G         F        C] nEver even been to LA n        [G         D               Em       C] nIs when I got the chance With the marching band n        [C           D    G] nto play tuba in the rose parade nn    [C  G D              G] nBut On - line I live in Malibu n  [C        G      D                   G]  nI pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ n[C                 G        D              Em]         nIm single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack n[C]                        [D] nAbs that would blow your mind n   [C    G      D              G] nIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious n  [C       G      D                 G] nI tell em that I dont want nothing serious n      [C         G        D            Em] nCause even on a slow day I can have a three way n[C                   D] nChat with two women at one time n    [G       F         C] nI'm so much cooler On-line.  n[G       F        C] nYea I'm cooler online nn         [D]                      [G] nWhen you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date n[C           D        G] nLet alone a real girlfriend n      [D]                       [G]              nBut I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight n[C                D]        nEvery time I log in  nnSolo: [Em D C G D Em C G D] nn[C  G D              G] nOn - Line Im out in Hollywood n   [C G    D            G] nIm 6 foot 5 and i look damn good n[C         G        D            G] nEven on a slow day I can have a three way n[C                   D] nChat with two women at one time n[G           F         C] nI'm so much cooler on-line.  n[G       F      C] nYea I'm cooler online n[G           F         C] nI'm so much cooler on-line n[G       F      C] nYea I'm cooler online