Intro: [G  D  C  D] (x2) n nVerse 1: n      [G]                          [D] nWell you're the first car in an hour or so n     [C]                        [D] nI'm glad you stopped in it's sure been slow n        [G         D            C         D] nAround here today,   just like every day n        [G]                             [D] nWell I couldn't help but notice your California plates n    [C                 D] nAnd I thought I recognized that name n         [G          D           C          D] nOn your credit card,   you're a movie star n     [Em               D             C] nWell I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies n     [Am               G/B          C     D       G] nThat I met one of the most famous people in the country n n nChorus: n       [C           D               G] nWell I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green n     [C                D                 G] nThe cable don't come out this far so I never watch TV n   [C                  D                 Em    D   C] nI know you played in something but I'm gonna need some help n[Am            G/B                C    D] nWait, weren't you in Cannon Ball Run.... no? oh well n n nVerse 2: nAllow me to introduce myself nName ain't John this is somebody else's  nGreasy shirt, my name's Curt nThis is the town that I grew up in nNever seen L.A. the closest I've been   nTo Hollywood, is Dollywood nBut when you get back to Beverly Hills you can tell all your buddies nYou met one of the most famous people in the country n n nChorus 2: nCause I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky lake nAnd I caught threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state nAnd I'm still signing autographs after all these years nOh yeah, guess I'm gonna need yours....sign uh here n n nVerse 3: nBeen thinking bout doing some acting someday nIf I ever do make it out to L.A.  nCan I give you a shout, maybe crash on your couch nIf you hear of any roles that are floatin' around nThat would put me and Ashley Judd making out nIn a steamy love scene, I'd work pretty cheap nIf the phones are down just ask around you'll get ahold of me nCause I'm one of the most famous people in the country n n[G  D  C  D] n n        [Em]                         [D   C           D        G]     nYou're talking to one of the most fa---mous people in the country n n(keep repeating  [G  D  C  D] as these words are spoken) n nSix-pack, it was wasn't it, you're in that movie six-pack nYou look a lot thinner and younger on TV nYou gaining weight for a role or something? nMan I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing nI'd work for free n n n