Intro: [D  D/F#  G  D/F#  Em  A  D]  nn     [D         D/F#         G      D/F#]  nWhen you see a deer you see Bambi  n      [Em      A         D]  nI see antlers up on the wall  n[D         D/F#           G           D/F#]  nYou see a lake you think picnics and I see  n  [Em]                        [A]  nA large mouth up under that log  n         [G]                       [D]  nYou're probably thinking that you're gonna change me  n   [G]                        [A]  nIn some ways well maybe you might  n         [Em            D/F#       G         D/F#]  nScrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what  n  [Em     A           D]  nRemember I'm still a guy  nn     [D         D/F#             G         D/F#]  nWhen you see a priceless French painting  n[Em      A           D]  nI see a drunk naked girl  n[D              D/F#     G                D/F#]  nYou think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy  n    [Em                    A]  nAnd I'd like to give it a whirl  n[G]                        [D]  nLove makes a man do some things he aint proud of  n    [G                  A]  nAnd in a weak moment I might  n     [Em         D/F#          G            D/F#]  nWalk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall  n      [Em     A           D]  nBut remember I'm still a guy  nnn         [A]                           [G           D]  nAnd I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car  n        [A]                        [G]       nWrite a love song that makes you cry  n     [A]                            [G           D/F#]  nThen turn right around knock some jerk to the ground  n         [Bm            Bm/A          G]   nCause he copped a feel as you walked by  nnn      [D            D/F#       G             D/F#]  nI can hear you now talking to your friends  n       [Em             A           D]  nSaying yea girls he's come a long way  n     [D            D/F#          G          D/F#]  nFrom dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club  n    [Em                   A]  nAnd building a fire in a cave  n     [G]                       [D]  nWhen you say a backrub means only a backrub  n     [G]                       [A]  nThen you swat my hand when I try  n          [Em         D/F#       G          D/F#]  nWell now what can I say at the end of the day  n[Em    A           D]  nHoney I'm still a guy  nnn         [A]                           [G           D]  nAnd I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car  n        [A]                        [G]         nWrite a love song that makes you cry  n     [A]                            [G           D/F#]  nThen turn right around knock some jerk to the ground  n         [Bm            Bm/A          G]  nCause he copped a feel as you walked by  nnn[D                  D/F#          G        D/F#]  nThese days there's dudes getting facials  n[Em        A         D]  nManicured waxed and botoxed  n     [D             D/F#            G       D/F#]  nWith deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands   n    [Em                  A]  nYou can't grip a tackle box  n         [G]                       [D]               nYea with all of these men lining up to get neutered  n     [G                  A]  nIt's hip now to be feminized  n        [Em           D/F#      G           D/F#]  nI don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair  n    [Em    A           D]  nYea Honey I'm still a guy  n       [Em             D/F#]        nAnd my eyebrows ain't plucked  n          [G         D/F#]  nThere's a gun in my truck  n         [Em  A           D]  nOh thank God I'm still a guy n