Intro: [C F Em G] n n n([C]) Someday I'm gonna be famous ([F]) do I have talent, well no ([C]) n nThese days you don't really need it ([G])thanks to reality shows ([C]) n nCan't wait to date a super model ([F])can't wait to sue my dad ([C]) n nCan't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my ([G])way to rehab ([C]) n n(Chorus) n nCause when your a ([F])celebri([G])ty  n nIts adios re([F])ali([G])ty n nYou can act just like a ([Em])fool  n nPeople think your ([F])cool just cause your on T([G])V  n nI can throw a ([F])major ([G])fit n nHave my latte ([F])just how I like ([G])it  n nThey say I've gone ([C])insane I'll blame it on the ([F])fame  n nThe pressures that go (G)with being a celebrity ([C]) ([F]) ([Em]) ([G]) n n nI'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way nAnd I'll get community service don't matter which law I break nI'll make the supermarket tabloids they'll write some awful stuff nBut the more they run my name down the more my price goes up n nCause when your a ([F])celebri([G])ty  n nIts adios re([F]))ali([G])ty n nNo matter what you ([Em])do  n nPeople think your ([F])cool just cause your on T([G])V  n nI can fall (F)in and ([G])out of love have marriages that ([F])barley last a n([G])month n nWhen they go down the ([C])drain I'll blame it on the ([F])fame n nSay its just so ([G])tuff being a celebrity ([C]) n n(Bridge) nSo lets (F)hitch up the wagons and head out west n nTo the land of the fun in the ([G])sun n nWe'll be ([F])real world bachelor jackass millionaires n n([G])Hey hey Hollywood here we come ([C]) n n(Solo) n n(Chorus) to "TV" n nBeing a celebrity nYea celebrity n n