Bigger Fish To Fry featuring the New Kung Pao Buckaroos  nnIntro: [F G C]  nn[E]                     [Am]  nI said a bad word when I was a kid  n      [E]                             [Am]  nMomma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did  n[E]                       [Am]  nBbaddy whooped me and the preacher said shame  n      [D                 G]  nAnd I tried like hell to change  nn      [C      F       C              F]  nBut I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes  n    [C]                         [G]  nThe minor vices man I know em well  n     [C           F]  nI've closed down bars   n     [C            F]  nI've lusted in my heart  n   [C]                           [G]  nMy Ex's think I oughta burn in hell  n        [F]                            [G]  nBut the devil he won't notice when I die  n         [F               G              C]  nDon't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry  nn[F G C]  nn[E                 Am]  nPoliticians taking pork barrell bribes  n[E                    Am]  nCrooked CEO's getting off with no time  n[E]                              [Am]  nChristmas eve burglars stealing good childrens toys Can't say Christmas  n[D]                        [G]  nHoliday burglars stealing good childrens toys  nn      [C      F       C              F]  nBut I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes  n    [C]                         [G]  nThe minor vices man I know em well  n     [C           F]  nI've closed down bars   n     [C            F]  nI've lusted in my heart  n   [C]                               [G]  nMy Ex thinks that I oughta burn in hell  n        [F]                            [G]  nBut the devil he won't notice when I die  n         [F               G              C]  nDon't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry  nnSolo: [E Am E Am D G]  nn            [F                  C]  nYea there's gonna be a bonfire burning  n       [F            C]  nAn everlasting barbecue  n         [F                  C]  nBut with all the bad stuff going on  n           [G]  nThere aint gonna be room for me and you  nn   [C       F        C                F]  nWe cuss we smoke we laugh at Tater's jokes  nnTell one Jim  n   You know you're old when your wife says honey do you want to run   n   upstairs and make love and your answer is I cannot do both  nn    [C]                          [G]  nThe minor vices man we know em well  n      [C           F]  nWe've closed down bars  n      [C             F]  nWe've lusted in our hearts  n    [C]                            [G]  nOur Ex's think we oughta burn in hell  n        [F]                             [G]  nBut the devil he won't notice when we die  n         [F               G              C]  nDon't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry  n             [F               G              C]  nYea don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry  nnPass the tarter sauce