Intro:  n  n[B]    E (2x's)  n  n  n[B                  E             B                    E]  nI can make anybody pretty, I can make you believe any lie  n      [B]               [Bb]        [G#m       B/F#       F#]  nI can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size  n[B]                              [E]  nI've been known to cause a few breakups  n[B]                              [E]  nI've been known to cause a few births  n      [B]           [Bb ]  [G#m          B/F#        F#] ([F#sus F#])   nI can make you new friends or get you fired from work  n  n(Chorus 1)  n              [B             E       B]                      [E]  nAnd since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux France    n          [E          B/D# G#m         B/F#]                                    nI've been making the bars lots of big money   n[C#m]                       [F#  F#7] nAnd helping white people dance       n  [B]                     [E                B]                      [E]  nI got you in trouble in High School, but college now that was a ball  n        [E           B/D#              C#m     B           F#]  nYou had some of the best times you'll never remember with me  n     [B  E     B  E]  nAlcohol! Alcohol!  n  n      [B]                        [E]  nI got blamed at your wedding reception   n         [B]                        [E]  nFor your best man’s embarrassing speech  n    [B]        [Bb]         [G#m         B/F#        F#]  ([F#7]) nAnd also for those naked pictures of you at the beach  n     [B]                          [E]  nI've influenced kings and world leaders   n         [B]                         [E]  nI helped Hemmingway write like he did               n         [B]         [Bb ]         [G#m        B/F#]   nAnd I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you   n[F#]                          [F#7] nPut that lamp shade on your head n  n(Chorus 2)  n                [B             E       B]                       [E]  nCause since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux France                      n          [B]        [Bb ]        [G#m             B/F#]         nI've been making a fool out of folks just like you   n[C#m]                      [F#]  nAnd helping white people dance                           n     [B                 E            B]                       [E]  nI am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall  n        [E           B/D#              C#m     B           F#]  ([F#7]) nYou had some of the best times you'll never remember with me  n      [B  E] nAlcohol!   nn                                                              n(Repeat Chorus 1)  n