Standard Tuning nn [Em]                     [G] nOnce I read a book and this is what it said n           [A             Em] n"If your music has a beat the you're gunna wind up dead" n    [Em]                            [G] nIt doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not n         [A]                          [Em] nIf it's syncapted rhythm then your soul is gunna rot n[A]                       [Em] nAnd this book was called "HA You're gunna burn" n[A]                        [Em] nAnd in the second chapter I went on to learn nnn[Em       G               A             Em] nTake two houseplants and put em to the test n        [Em               G                    A            Em] nSet em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest n    [Em                 G                    A          Em] nThe first on you play mozart or something lovely like that n    [Em]                       [G              A          Em] nThe second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth n                                               [Em] nDoesn't really matter what kind of rock it is nn      [Em          G]                     [A           Em] nSo I took my two houseplants and i put them to the test n        [Em              G                    A             Em] nSet em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest n  [Em             G            A             Em] nI powered up my Pioneers and let the music roar n     [Em             G               A             Em] nbut twenty minutes later someones knocking at my door  nn*Knock on the body of your guitar* nn[Em                   G]                          n  I opened up my door and there my neighbor stood n         [A]                              [Em]   nHe said "man I'd like to get some sleep if you think could" n        [Em           G] nI said "man cant you see here  n            [A]                         [Em] nI have the moral dilema that i have gotta get clear" n             [Em]                                        [G] nAnd he said "what kind of moral dilema could you have this time of night n           [A]                        [Em] nThat could make me so angry that I just wanna fight nn*load crash* "sorry" n                         [Em] nSo i pointed to the page in that open book  n             [A]                         [Em] nThat had a picture of a potted plant and I said go have a look nnAnd he read nn[Em       G               A             Em] nTake two houseplants and put em to the test n        [Em               G                    A            Em] nSet em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest n    [Em                 G                    A          Em] nThe first on you play mozart or something lovely like that n    [Em]                       [G              A          Em] nThe second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth n                                                nDoesn't really matter what kind of rock it is nnnSolo nI can't remember I'll add it soon, check back nn[Em]                          [G]                   n  First of all he said that Vogner that you're playin n      [A]                              [Em] nI've never heard of Petra and isn't MegaDeth all dead n[Em           G            A                   Em] nsecondly emphatically he asked me what's the sense n    [Em                G                   A]                        [Em] nof hanging out with house plants when hey I live right across the fence nnAnd i thought to myself you know that's a good point nn      [Em          G                A                   Em] nSo i took my two houseplants and i put em both back outside n    [Em         G               A               Em] nAnd me and my neighbor well we went out for a drive n    [Em          G]                     [A            Em] nWe talked about all the things that really matt er most n      [Em                G             A             Em   Em G A Em] nLike life and love and happiness and then the holy Ghost nn[Em          G                A              Em] nNow my two houseplants both sit out in the sun n    [Em         G                 A                Em] nand As for my neighbor well our friendship has become n   [Em           G                 A                  Em] na meaningful relationship that's headed straight to heaven n    [Em]                     [G]                        [A]                nBUT AS FOR NOW we like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline n  n   [Em] nCRANKED! To eleven  [Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em]