K this song is really easy it just three chords the whole way  nthrough so don't complain. n nThe chords are: n n  [E        G       A] nE--0--	E--3--	E--5--   nB--0--  B--3--	B--5-- nG--1--  G--4--	G--6-- nD--2--  D--5--	D--7-- nA--2--  A--5--	A--7-- nE--0--	E--3--	E--5-- n nIntro: n  n(hey Smooth Steve, where's my skinny boy decaffe latte no nfoam?) Hi this is Smooth Steve from K-Jazz welcome to "Java the Hut." nTonight we got a special guest a young man from& (where ya from?) nHe's playin' a new song, here we go. n n	Thanks Smooth Steve. Hey this is a song about a book I read nonce about the "so called" apparent evils of Rock and Roll.  And I nwrote this little song about it. Uh, I guess I'd just like to thank, nuh, thank you all for commin' out and sing this song tonight. Here it ngoes.  n n[E                  E        G                    G]                      nOnce I read a book,	and this is what it said, n          [A               A  E				      E] n"If your music has a beat, 	then your gonna wind up dead. n   [E]                            [G]           nIt doesn't really matter if its Christian or not, n        [A]                            [E]     nIf its syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot." n[E](slide)[A]                       [A](slide)[E] n	   And this book was called	   "AH YOUR GONNA BURN" n[E](slide)[A]                       [A](slide)[E]	                [E](silence)[E] n    	   And in the second chapter,	    I went on to learn. n n[E        G               A              E] nTake two houseplants and put 'em to the test, n        [E                G                    A                  E] nSet 'em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest. n     [E                 G           A                    E] nThe first one you play Mozart or somethin' lovely like that, n    [E]                        [G              A          E] nThe second one you play that Petra and that Megadeath.  n(quad. strum [E]) nDoesn't really matter what kind of rock it is. n  n      [E          G                    A                  E] nSo I took my two houseplants and I presented them to the test. n        [E                 G                  A            E] nSet 'em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest. n  [E             G            A                 E] nI powered up my Pioneers and let the music roar. n[E              G               A              E]   (quad. strum [E]) nBut twenty minutes later someone's knocking at my door.   n n (thump your guitar if you have an acoustic) n n  [E]                [E E] [E    G]                   nI opened up my door, and there my neighbor stood. n          [A]                              [E] nHe said, "Man I'd like to get some sleep;    if ya really think I could." n         [E              G                A]                                nI said, "Man, can't you see here I got a moral dilemma that I have  n [E] nGotta get clear." n          [E]                                         [G] nHe said, "What kinda moral dilemma could you have at this time of  n                  [A]                     [E] nNight that would make me so angry that I just wanna fight?" n n(here's a tip, save you a couple a bux, don't break anything just imagine  nbreaking something.) n n             [E                G]                            [A] nSorry, so I pointed to a page, in that open book, it had a picture of  n                           [E] nA potted plant and I said,   "go have a look."    And he read: n n[E         G               A              E]    nTake two house plants and put em' to the test, n        [E                G                   A            E] nSet em' both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest. n    [E                  G            A                   E] nThe first one you play Mozart or something lovely like that, n    [E]                        [G              A             E] nThe second one you play that Petra and that Megadeath. n nDoesn't really matter what kind of rock it is. n n[E]                               [G]                              [A] n"First of all," he said, "that's Vogner that your playin', I've never  n                        [E]                      [E](silence)[E ]nheard of Petra and isn't Megadeath all dead?" n     [E           G             A                  E]          nAnd secondly and theatrically he asked me what's the sense?  n   [E                G]                          [A] nOf hangin' out with houseplants he said, "hey I live right across the  n[E] nFence?" n n  nAnd I thought to myself, you know that?s a good point. n     [E           G                 A               E] nSo I took my two houseplants and I put em' both outside, n    [E         G            A              E] nAnd me and my neighbor we went out for a drive. n n   [E            G                   A             E] nWe talked about all the things that really matter most. n     [E                 G             A                  E] nLike life and love and happiness and then the Holy Ghost. n [E       G        A       E] n(Naaaaah Naaaaaah Naaaaah Naaaaah) n n   [E          G               A              E] nSo now my two houseplants can sit out in the sun,  n    [E         G                  A              E] nAnd as for my neighbor well our friendship has become, n  [E            G                 A                 E] nA meaningful relationship that s headed strait for heaven. n    [E             G]                                [A] nBut as for now we like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline, n[E]                  E!E!E!E!E!E!E! (just play hard until you get tired nCRANKED TO ELEVEN!  n nThanks a lot you guys thanks, you re a wonderful audience. I'd like nto thank my band Audio Adrenaline for commin' up here, and drivin'  nall night to back me up thanks. Oh and uh, don't forget to tip your nwaiters and waitresses thanks.(E!)(hey Smooth Steve where's my skinny nboy decaffe latte no-foam?) n n